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Funny Tequila TweetsI read up on the tequila industry on a daily basis. Blogs, artivles, news, recently uploaded videos... you name it. That's how I first noticed these funny tequila tweets. I've stored them for some time now but after careful consideration have decided to share them with the world. I'm not sure whether or not tweets can be copyrighted, but just in case... These tweets DO NOT belong to me. I add them 'cause they're fun, light-hearted, and they fit the overall concept of Tequila Knight. Having said that, enjoy yourself.
Tequila Tweets- LuchitasOnW117: Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk. - joostvanbellen: I'm secretly throwing my shots of tequila on the floor. I'll be the last man standing tonight. - amydelarosa: Tequila is slowly taking over my life. - Redheadedwondr9 (Alex Long): Professor just taught us how to take a shot of tequila... #hellya - BreezeBennett: Note to self: tequila is an emotional drinking experience. - harvardhoochies: I'd stop being drunk but Tequila is not permitting me to do so #sorryimnotsorry. - iamtikaro: Take a tequila shot.... Then forget about the future. - AccordionGuy: Drank Tequila while reclined on the bar, Coyote Ugly style. I am living in a beer commercial. - avapidblonde: That bottle of tequila was entirely too small. - mreyesbriones: Another tequila sunrise but still the world looks so sad. - ChristyBerka: A tequila shot at 1:00pm? Ok. - pariskennedy: Maybe a shot of tequila will help me sleep tonight. Who needs pants in the morning? - estherSblack: @coupdemain We are drinking tequila... For 'work reasons'. - airnashville: Oh, waitress! Who put this tequila in my Tippy Cup? It's quite yummy! - IanSq: Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off. - andresviesca: Drunk mathematics: Tequila + Bacardi = Superman. - DodgersUSA: Patron Tequila Coffee took my hangover away. Nice! - JibJab: For any confused half-Irish half-Mexican folk, April 10th is exactly between St. Paddy's and Cinco De Mayo. Tequila and Guinness all around! - eddychemical: Whoever told me last night that just drinking pure tequila would not give me a hangover, you were lying. - momfia: There's a 99.9% chance I just threw up tequila & hot wings in the church parking lot. 1% chance I'm still drunk & hallucinating. - de momfia: If tequila cant give you a personality, nothing can. - fabiopsy: 1 tequila, 2 tequilas, 3 teqilas, 4 tequlas, 5 telas, 5lastq, 6 ltaeqs 7 alakjsl 8 US0SuçUGASFVYICVA. - LavanteIsaac: Retweet if ur losing an article of clothing with each tequila shot right now. - andylevy: Coffee flavored tequila? Why yes, thank you, America. - AntoniaWhite: Tequila and I had a falling out once. We just made up. - HarryWatko: Tequila then weed is a horribly bad idea #fml. - naomiwinters: Note to self: don't drink tequila on an empty stomach. - fastergun (julian m): This receipt in my pocket for six shots of 1800 explains why my mouth has been tasting like tequila all day. - EyeRunLA: If you see a guy at the park drinking tequila and making bums dance for a shot, come over and shake my hand. - jordanschelling: Do a Canadian "man shot": snort the salt, shoot the tequila, squirt the lime in the eye. - FalseMinus: Chinese and Tequila...somewhere in Mexico that combo is normal... - LuchitasOnW117: Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball, tacos and tequila are pretty good too. - Cyberdv8: Just another day corrupting the innocent, and planning on getting people stupid on Tequila over the weekend..... gotta love frozen margaritas. - NYDNInterNets: Knicks fan Michael Imperioli sitting courtside. Might want to break out some Tequila 1800 while watching his team try to play defense. - SaraMechell: Even the 1800 Tequila dude knows that stuff is garbage. - Jeanne_Marie_H (JeanneMarieHerselman): Destiny may decide who touches your life , your heart may decide who touches your soul , but Tequila decides who touches your body! - knightbeatsday (Kirsteezy): No one will engage in my tequila inspired sms. -_- - Ricky_Fontaine: I like to mix my emotions with Tequila... - RosenaLandon (Rosena Landon): A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - chwkmichael (Michael Taylor): 2 days to whip my body into "beach" shape .. Ahh screw it .. Another tequila please :) enough tequila & I will look great to me lmao. - CinnamonAnna: "Tequila. It's not even drink. It's just a quick way to get the police around without using a phone!" - ImaFlyontheWall: If the govt, shuts down, does this affect the flow of tequila into my city? If not.... yay! - bittman: RT @bryanrwalsh: For every gallon of tequila made, there are 18 gallons of wastewater created. <= some things are worth it. - jessievicki89 (jessie lowe): @beachsteph Hahaha.. i only laugh because i do the same. sneaky bit of tequila in the bathroom never did anyone any harm! - ay_sandy: 3 days in a row of tequila and vodka. NO mas. My stomach officially hates me. - javierjileta: RT @vizcarradaniel: If you're feeling salty,then I'm your tequila. - rochporras: #WhenLifeGivesYouLemon Never make a lemonade. We're not in grade school anymore. Go get that tequila and sprinkle the salt, pronto. - Rocky Hughes: Just seen this lady make a avocado margarita... Eww. - Mari Ximena: Happy hour margarita timeee! Tequila hoy y hangover tomorrow. - dollie_lollie: This Xanax needs more margarita to wash it down. - Cathy Geary: @SassyCatLuv Well I didn't get sea sick , so it's time for a margarita! - wildflagmusic: 4 shots of Tequila, no dinner. - Paul Katcher: Sammy Hagar tells MTV he was abducted by aliens. His Cabo Wabo tequila must be the real deal. - _Sir_Lickalot: @VancityLili And tequila comes from agave = vegetable serving! - EMentior: @bsmog Salt, tequila, lime. Over and over. - tequilapuravida: #100factsaboutme Love at first shot. #tequila - thatderyckguy: I'm considering making tequila the only liquor I drink from now on. Hmmm.... - MileySelenaGlee (Niley_Jelena): RT @LoveThaBiebs: "Dude, she just called you an alcoholic!" "Oh hell no.. Hold my vodka! But I`m taking the tequila with me. Return to Tequila Knight from Tequila Tweets
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